{Saturday, December 31, 2005}

last day of 2005. i don't want 2005 to end ever ):

i'm in 303.

new year resolution: to be more perfect

the devil wears Prada
8:50 PM

{Friday, December 23, 2005}

cheerleading tryouts.
first saturday of the year.
show up if you ~~are an idiot~~ dare.

the devil wears Prada
10:13 PM

{Thursday, December 15, 2005}

Your Reputation Is: Mean Girl

You rule through teasing and intimidation..Yet, people would give the world to be your friend

What's" Your Reputation?

Your Vibe is Super Sexy

You feel 100% sexy at almost any momentAnd this inner sexiness really does boost your appealYou're confident, playful, and outgoingYou know what you have to offer - and you're proud of it!

How Sexy Is Your Vibe?

You Belong in New York City

You're an energetic, ambitious woman.And only NYC is fast enough for you.Maybe you'll set yourself up with a killer careerOr simply take in all the city has to offer.

What City Do You Belong In?

Men See You As Playful

Men want a challenge and you are the perfect playmateYou know how to push men's buttons and attract a wide range of guysYou enjoy living and loving - it's one of your most attractive qualities. Men are often consumed with desire for you, and you love that!

How Do Men See You?

You Are a Total Girlie Girl
You love looking good, and wooing men with your womanly ways.You're so feminine, men are in awe of you ... which is a very good thing.

How Girlie Are You?

the devil wears Prada
9:22 PM

{Monday, December 12, 2005}

this one's for melissa. and crystal and yingjie to show you guys how PURE i am (:

PURITY TEST

Start off with 100% and take off 1% for everything that has happened to you.

Smoked.
Drank alcohol.
Cried when someone died.
Been drunk.
Had sex.
Been to a concert.
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
Been verbally sexually harassed.
Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom.
Cried at school.
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
Went streaking.
Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car.
Gotten an xray.
Hit by a car.
Had a party.
Done drugs.
Played strip poker.
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone.
Eaten sushi.
Bought porn.
Watched porn.
Made porn.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Been in love.
Frenched kissed.
Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Stabbed yourself.
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
Pranked somebody.
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Dressed punk.
Dressed goth.
Dressed preppy.
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody.
Been stalked.
Stalked someone.
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Cut yourself.
Bungee jumped.
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party.
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls.
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Got arrested.
Been pregnant.
Babysat.
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost.
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd to be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
Sat on your ass all day.
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job.
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore.
Danced like a whore.
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident.
Been told you have beautiful eyes.
Been told you have beautiful hair.
Raped somebody.
Danced in the rain.
Been rejected.
Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.

um. 73%? I PASSED (:

the devil wears Prada
8:14 PM

{Saturday, December 10, 2005}

15 more days to christmas! 10 more days to my birthday! 5 more days to....the day before shimin's birthday! 0 more days to...whatever.

top 10 books [i'm a ~~nerd~~intellectual!]

1) the clique

the characters are rich, gorgeous, bitchy, popular, made of sugar and spice and all that's nice. [that phrase just popped into my head]. only drawback is that they're like 11 or 12. or even 10, resulting in lack of action on the guy front.

2) gossip girl

a grown up version of the clique. decidedly trashier, bitchier, classier what with the characters having catfights over a gorgeous guy, backstabbing, debating about the V issue and the works. therefore gossip girl>the clique.

3) shopaholic

i really liked the shopping bits in this story. and of course who isn't interested in watching Becky fall in love with Luke and eventually live together happily ever after. Before= broke, crappy job, in debt, no money for shopping sprees. After= wife of rich businessman, doesn't have to work DUH, loads of money to blow on shopping. we all are suckers for a happy ending. admit it.

4) harry potter

well who doesn't like this book. harry potter's parents get killed, he becomes famous, every guy wants to be him and every girl wants him. okay maybe not but you get the idea. throw in a geeky brainiac who turns gorgeous [AHA HAPPY ENDING. TOLD YOU SO] and a goofy best friend and tons of weird things happening and you get a really interesting book.

5) the au pairs

hmm. three girls, one extremely gorgeous, one gorgeous and rich [or used to be], one gorgeous and poor, come together to work as au pairs for a rich family. sounds boring but here's the catch. that rich family lives in the Hamptons. lots and lots of partying, sex, drugs, booze, rock and roll [looks at crystal]. of course, there's the bonding between the rich and the poor, the rich [used to be] falls in love with the poor, the poor falls in love with the rich etc. HAPPY ENDING YOU GUYS.

6) prep

the text is minuscule. really. but the cover alone makes up for that. as i distinctly remember yingjie saying "why do your books look so classy" or something like that. HAH (: anyway this is more of a book from a ~~loser~~normal person's point of view on how's it like to be on scholarship in a prestigious prep school and what happens and all. not really happy ending but the character learns blahblahblah.

7) perfect

the girl is bulimic. and her father's dead. so throughout the book she struggles to accept that reality and bring her family back together again. and she also realises that the most popular girl in school is actually like her, bulimic and that there's no difference between the both of them actually. whatever.

8) the virginity club

this is NOT PORN. or whatever. it's just a scholarship which is awarded to a student who has proven to a panel of judges that she's pure of mind, body and soul= are they a virgin or not -.- four friends try out for this scholarship and when four girls come together, you get tons of secrets, backstabbing, catfights and happy endings.

9) faking 19

rich girl and poor girl. rich girl has everything working for her, grades, looks whatever. poor girl is kinda screwed with dropping grades and broken family. rich girl falls in love with older guy who turns out to be an asshole. rich girl turns out to be not so perfect under that burberry-clad exterior. poor girl falls in love with older guy, fights with older guy, ends up with older guy. end.

10) this lullaby

by sarah dessen. what can i say. this book kicks ass.

top 10 blogs

1) Xiaxue

well she's probably the most popular blogger in Singapore so her posts cover a wide plethora of topics, controversial and not. her bitchy rants about things that irritate her are an added plus. her girly posts on how to apply make-up, clothes etc add to it all.

2) Pinkshoefetish

she closed it down ): in the past, her blog usually features all the gorgeous clothes, shoes and whatnot she buys but recently, it focuses more about her personal life and her feelings on stuff. this blog is really popular too. i mean, who doesn't like to know what's it like to be perfect and have the perfect life.

3) Verypoisonouslady

down to earth person who's just like anyone of us. pictures of her clubbing and her job as a promoter or something involving dancing and stuff. your inner-18-year-old can totally relate to this. the clubbing part i mean. but she closed it down!

4) Blackhighheels

yay. she hasnt closed her blog yet thank goodness. anyway she's cut down on the girly posts sadly and focused more on her work and problems. isn't as much of a photo-whore as the above three bloggers but her rants about work and all are actually kind of interesting. okay okay i'm sadistic.

5) Trent

this blog has the latest scoop on all the celebrities, who's pregnant, who's married, who's hooking up with who etc. loads of pictures and all too. a nice, trashy read (: it also has the latest on gadgets, clothes, books and whatever. and of course, what's in and what's not.

6) Girl Issues

features lots of stuff that girls can totally relate to. provides interesting posts like the one on bitch insults, how to wear your uniform right, do-s and don't-s of hairstyles and top 10 places to snag a hot guy. of course the posts making fun of _ are highly amusing as well.

7) Retard Patrol/Museum of Twits

these two sites simply crack me up. no one makes fun of _ as well as them. NO ONE.

8) Tan Ying Jie

she blogs about anything and everything and puts a scandalous spin to it. VERY GOOD.

9) Crystal Lee

you can rely on her for random weird lyrics which are actually kind of nice after you keep listening to the actual song. and for crazily hilarious rants like that one about dengue mozzies i think.

10) Louis Lim

i needed a tenth blog and i couldnt think of any others (: HAHAHAHAHHA. okay seriously anyway, his blog has all that trivia on reality shows and song updates and all. NICE.

*Students Sketch Pad

*Talk Cock Summit

the devil wears Prada
2:39 PM

{Friday, December 09, 2005}

it's 9th of december 2005! and i'm finally out of house arrest. i'm free to go wherever i want now hahahaha. anyway. getting out of the house nowadays isn't exactly such a good thing. ALL THOSE DARN PEOPLE ASKING YOU TO GIVE THEM MONEY. or in their terms "i'm not selling you anything or asking you to donate. just one minute of your time will do BLAHBLAHBLAH."

listen. i know you guys are like doing this cause it's your job and all but yeah. i don't give a shit whether it's donations or asking me to buy something. cause it all comes down to the same thing: giving them money and the worse ones are those who chase you around and grab you wtf. I HATE THEM. i think that's overstepping their limits already. also, if i've said i've already donated, STOP BUGGING ME TO DONATE "another ten dollars-skip one meal to help a young kid in desperate need of the money". oh please. TEN BUCKS IS A LOT. and fyi i don't usually spend TEN BUCKS on ONE meal. goodness.

okay all that ranting is tiring me out. NOW. the list (:

top 10 quotes [from my friends]

1) DO YOU THINK OF HIM EVERY MINUTE 24/7?!
2) STOP OR I'M GONNA BLOCK. eh. rhymes.
3) one minute. tell that asshole to shut up. 3.15, meet 2 at cine?
4) i damn hell don't crush anyone on my ri list. i've scrutinized everyone carefully. and i don't crush anyone. that is so wrong.
5) love..you dun need a reason..!
6) hao liao. haha. went to answer nature's call..
7) hm okay. but i don't have pink shirt. sports bra can?
8) it's a teenage girl thing. as in if you're old, most prolly won't want it. if you're young, you wouldn't even know what it is
9) you have to know van... when your heart breaks...ours shatter as well
10) jtoh? who is jtoh? oh my god. THAT'S the most absurd thing i've heard these few days

top 10 insults

1) mirrors don't talk. but lucky for you, they don't laugh either.
2) do you want me to try and accept you as you are or do you want me to lie and try to like you
3) i'd like to try and see things from your point of view but i can't seem to get my head that far up your ass
4) i would have liked to insult you but i was afraid you wouldn't understand me
5) if what you don't know can't hurt you, you must be practically invulnerable
6) are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
7) i don't know what makes you dumb. but it really works.
8) i don't think you're a fool. but what's my opinion to that several thousands of others?
9) you're the kind of person who, when someone meets you, they don't like you. but when they get to know you better, they hate you.
10) you're cruelly deprieving a village somewhere of an idiot

[NO OFFENCE]
-don't thank me for insulting you. it was my pleasure

the devil wears Prada
7:24 PM

{Saturday, December 03, 2005}

it's 3rd December 2005 (: was watching the SEA games the whole afternoon and i realised three things. which can actually be lumped into one but oh well. here goes: gary tan, mark chay, bryan tay are hot. okay maybe mark chay is a LITTLE flabby and bryan tay isn't that cute [i really like his hair though], but they're all still hot. no arguments (: okay i'll stop side-tracking.

top 5 fun days

1) eat-all-you-can day

this is the bomb. Mrs Tay was absent for our lab practical along with half the class because they had third language exams. the rest of us were supposed to extract dyes from some vegetables. something to do with acids and alkalis i suppose. using the ever-reliable "cooperative learning" method [emphasis on cooperative], we manged to finish the experiment in thirty minutes flat. that left us with half of the lesson to fool around (: it was a really hot day and the heat got to most of us i guess so we decided to.......EAT EAT EAT. yep. we ate the purple cabbage, onions and get this: GRASS. it really didn't taste all that bad (: after which we decided to have a little fun and create a POTION. by boiling all the vegetables and acids and alkalis and whatever we found over the bunsen burner. and it smelt like TOMATO SOUP. aren't we inventive people? Mrs Tay's reaction :" what if you girls get food poisoning? how could you girls do that? the knives, vegetables BLAHBLAHBLAH" we know, we know.

2) RIGE Rage X Concert

i was forced into attending this concert by Miss Yingjie who's currently away in Yunnan ): met at j8 before proceeding to tp. how was i to know she'd fall in love with that place and its cheap earrings so much that i face the possibility to accompanying her there every tuesday during our ONE AND A HALF HOUR lunch break to satiate her hunger for earrings. wtf. anyway the concert was really cool with nice pieces [two of which were ripped-off but since they didn't play as well as raffles GEM, they're forgiven (:] the rock band was funky too. MR JOSEPH TOH LOOK-ALIKE. hahahahaha.

3) ORA

-people were really scared of us: "the rest of the [scouts i think] ran away into the room to escape from us (:"
-ri guys are on a diet: half the people whom we sold the chocolate fruit thing to, paid for it and told us to eat it. or maybe the thing was just too gross haha.
-I LOOK SEC 4! (: [sorry michelle just couldn't resist putting this in. refer to the post below]
and to end this off, i'd just like to say i feel terribly awfully horribly sorry. i really am =/ sorry to the scout or whatever he was, for letting him buy one cup from me when i didn't buy anything from him =D

4) Chinese Debate Finals

this was held at hwachong and we saw lin lao shi there, WHO TRIED TO ESCAPE FROM US =/ and since michelle will see this anyway: THANK YOU FOR LENDING ME YOUR LIPGLOSS FOR MY LIPS (: okay the main focus wasn't really on the debate : we lost to nanyang but we got best speaker. there was this interval [i think we just sneaked out halfway through, though] and we went to the toilet. before this debate finals, kristin told me and some other people about this haunted toilet i think with a table in one of the cubicles or something along thos lines. so when we entered the toilet, i opened the first cubicle and there was a TABLE THERE! so i started screaming. and the rest uh started screaming as well i believe. the normal thing to do in this kind of situation would be to run out of the toilet right? that's what i did, and ONE OF THEM PULLED ME BACK. and i continued screaming. IT WAS FUN (:

5) Doctor William Tan's Run

T-I-R-I-N-G ): okay not really, actually. considering the fact that i only walked one round and spent most of the time slacking around: napping in the stadium before lunch, napping in the canteen the next morning [where we were rudely awakened by the cute prefect's mother], sitting up on the railings above the um stadium watching people wave at us, napping on the stairs listening to JJ sing...you get the idea. but it was really fun (: what with the people with nice shades of hair colour and funky mismatched fluorescent-coloured aasics shoes.

the devil wears Prada
9:20 PM